Moonlit Mash-Up

Money will not buy you happiness. But it will buy you cocaine, whores, and whiskey.

11/06/09 • 63 notes • Reblogged from jessicachu↩

lickystickypickyme:

In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse.
And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One ofthe children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
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In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse.

And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One ofthe children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.

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11/06/09 • 55 notes • Reblogged from lickystickypickyme↩

hugsanddrugs:

tiresome:

(via taleeroe)

Indeed!

11/06/09 • 328 notes • Reblogged from hugsanddrugs↩

poortaste:

mothmilk: (via diseasedgecko)

Tip of the Day: Beware of perverted marijuana smokers.

11/05/09 • 265 notes • Reblogged from poortaste↩

Medical bills? They are completely ridiculous, especially given that I have not been getting elective procedures. Rather than a medical bill, I'd prefer a letter in the mail from the cosmos telling me that, through random chance, I've lost a cosmic lottery and now I have to pony up thousands of dollars. The last line of the letter could read, "Now, human ATM, please bend over so we can extract the money directly from your butt in a painful manner."

shoesonwrong:

All I want is a little honesty, people.

OMG- Completely appreciate this!! Thankfully I just got one of my bills cut in half by providing the operator with 22 minutes of the greatest phone sex of her life. Working the system working girl style!

11/05/09 • 27 notes • Reblogged from shoesonwrong↩

Happens to the best of us

11/05/09 • 0 notes

You Learn

hamandheroin:

After awhile you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn that love doesn’t mean possession
and company doesn’t mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts
and presents aren’t promises and you begin to accept
your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child.
And you learn to build your roads today
because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans
and futures have ways of falling down in mid-flight.
After awhile you learn that even sunshine
burns if you get too much so you plant your
own garden and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure
that you really are strong
and you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn…

Veronica A. Shoffstall

This was one of my fav poems as a teen… It’s nice to read it as an adult and see that it still resonates with truth.

11/05/09 • 31 notes • Reblogged from hamandheroin↩

spendingtimewithyou:

oh deer!

Ok- how rad would it be to backroad with wild animals in the car? I think I have a new mission for next week.

11/05/09 • 15 notes • Reblogged from spendingtimewithyou↩

robot-heart:

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Life Plans.

11/05/09 • 217 notes • Reblogged from robot-heart↩

It’s kind of a permanent residence…

11/05/09 • 1 note